Privacy Policy

Welcome to Murder Sprinkles, where we take your flavour and your privacy seriously.

This policy describes how we collect, use, and protect your personal information when you visit murdersprinkles.com (the "Site") or engage with our fiery offerings. By using our Site, you consent to the practices outlined below.

1. Information We Collect

When you place an order, sign up for our mailing list, or engage with our content, we may collect:

• Contact Details: Name, email, shipping address, phone (if provided)
• Order Information: Products purchased, order history
• Payment Info: Handled securely by our payment processor (we never see or store your card details)
• Technical Data: IP address, browser type, cookies, and usage patterns via tools like Google Analytics

We do not collect your soul, but we might collect your email to tell you when the next sacred batch of spice is ready.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

• Process and fulfill orders (so your Murder Sprinkles actually arrive)
• Send you updates about restocks, new drops, and spicy saga scrolls
• Improve the Site's usability, design, and performance
• Prevent fraud and defend the realm (aka our store and your data)

3. Sharing Information

We don't sell your information. Ever.

We may share necessary data only with:

• Trusted services like our payment processors, shipping platforms, and email tools
• Law enforcement, if required by law (but only under duress or dragonfire)

4. Cookies & Tracking

We use cookies to:

• Make the Site work properly
• Help us understand how you explore our scrolls and pages
• Show you ads about the Murder Sprinkles you already want

You can turn off cookies in your browser settings, though this might impact some features (like remembering what you wanted to order when destiny interrupted your cart).

5. Your Rights

Depending on your region, you may have the right to:

• Access the data we hold about you
• Correct it if it's inaccurate
• Delete it (though we'll miss you)
• Ask us to stop contacting you

To exercise any of these rights, just email us at privacy@murdersprinkles.com.

6. Security

We take reasonable steps to protect your information—using secure servers, encrypted platforms, and feeding any would-be hackers to the wolves of Fjallbrekka.

No system is perfect, but we defend your data like it's sacred.

7. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time. The most recent version will always live here, on this page. When we make major changes, we'll notify you via the email you gave us (unless you're too deep in the fjords to check it).

8. Contact

Questions? Concerns? Want to wax poetic about spice and destiny?

📧 Email us at: privacy@murdersprinkles.com
Or send a raven (but email is faster and less moody).

9. Jurisdiction & Governing Law

This Privacy Policy—and all spicy matters arising under it—are governed by the laws of Australia.

By using this Site, you agree that any disputes, challenges, or flaming arrows launched over your data shall be resolved under the jurisdiction of the courts of Australia.

Even our flavour must bow to the laws of the land.